If you're driving faster than you can think, maybe it's time to slow down. No warp-speed driving allowed.

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear—especially the person texting in the car behind you.

Karaoke is encouraged, but only if passengers agree. Drivers who sing off-key may be fined (by their passengers).

Remember, this isn't an amusement park ride. Don't hit other people or cars, no matter how tempting it might be.